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THE TICKET AGENT ASKED, "SIR, WHAT'S THAT ON YOUR SHOULDER?"THE OLD FARMER
SAID, "THAT'S MY PET ROOSTER CHUCK. WHEREVER I GO, CHUCK GOES."
"I'M SORRY SIR," SAID THE TICKET AGENT "WE CAN'T ALLOW ANIMALS IN THE
THEATER." THE OLD FARMER WENT AROUND THE CORNER AND STUFFED THE BIRD DOWN
HIS OVERALLS. THEN HE RETURNED TO THE BOOTH, BOUGHT A TICKET, AND
ENTERED THE THEATER. HE SAT DOWN NEXT TO TWO OLD WIDOWS NAMED MILDRED AND
MARGE. THE MOVIE STARTED AND THE ROOSTER BEGAN TO SQUIRM. THE OLD
FARMER UNBUTTONED HIS FLY SO CHUCKY COULD STICK HIS HEAD OUT AND WATCH THE
MOVIE.
"MARGE," WHISPERED MILDRED.
"WHAT?" SAID MARGE.
"I THINK THE GUY NEXT TO ME IS A PERVERT."
"WHAT MAKES YOU THINK SO?" ASKED MARGE.
"HE UNDID HIS PANTS AND HE HAS HIS THING OUT", WHISPERED MILDRED.
"WELL, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT", SAID MARGE. "HELL, AT OUR AGE, WE'VE SEEN 'EM
ALL."
"I THOUGHT SO TOO", SAID MILDRED, "BUT THIS ONE'S EATIN' MY POPCORN."
Very nice.
loll
cool joke
*smile*
cool.